Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Evidence

Although he claims he didn't do it, there is evidence that Jack got into the Nutella today:

1. There were small, brown footprints on the floor in the kitchen
2. Chocolate was smeared all over Rudi's back
3. Jack was COVERED in Nutella
4. The Nutella jar was open and in Jack's reach
5. There was Nutella on the wall at about the same height as Jack's waist
6. Jack's lips and teeth were brown
7. There was a spoon covered in Nutella in the silverware drawer
8. Jack has done this before



I'd say he did it(:

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Babysitting "Fun"

Babysitting is not an easy job.  Being the oldest though, it's something that I do pretty often.  I have a few experiences with Jack that need to be shared:

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Jack was watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse downstairs in the kitchen

Me: "Jack, let's go upstairs so I can do my schoolwork."
Jack: "Hawah dowt (Halle don't.)"
Me: "Jack come on!"
Jack with his sweet puppy dog face, "HAAAWAH DOWWWT!!!'

He won.
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Little kids constantly have to be entertained.  I was letting Jack play a game on my phone while I was watching him one day.  When he was done I looked to see what damage he'd done... He'd deleted three apps and pinned one thing on Pinterest!
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One day Jack was going downstairs to get his precious bear from the kitchen (that's what he told me anyway.)  It was taking him a while, so I decided to go check on him. When I got downstairs I smelled lemon in the air, and couldn't find Jack.  I called him several times, but there was no answer.  I found him in the closet under the stairs, armed with a Sharpie that he was using to draw all over his belly.  I removed the Sharpie from his possession and sent him to the corner.  I searched for the source of the lemon scent and found a can of furniture polish on the couch.  The couch and everything surrounding it was covered in a sticky, lemon scented liquid.
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The shoes, the marker, the mess, the thumb, the bear
Gotta love Jack(: